Thanks for making my dreams come true @dcthibodeau … Those   S’mores really exceeded my expectations 😊 #ohalsohappy2yrs

Thanks for making my dreams come true @dcthibodeau … Those S’mores really exceeded my expectations 😊 #ohalsohappy2yrs

Happy hour with the office #adult #21 #finally 😊 (at Novela)

Happy hour with the office #adult #21 #finally 😊 (at Novela)

(Source: ennea, via disfan)

nobodylovesringostarr:

huntingjaeger:

nudityandnerdery:

2percentmelk:

(Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21xynj/this_is_daniel_handler_aka_lemony_snicket_trapped/)

That is fantastic life advice.

Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck

this guy is my hero and he raised me through words

(Source: twopercentmelk, via celestialallegorist)

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(Source: killedthecunt, via hi)

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

(via baconating)

Amy and I have never played charades.

Yeah, this is our first time

(Source: jldreyfus, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)